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Adam in Las Vegas

Filed under “signs of a good episode”.

No, I’m good! I took a nap, buddy.

2:39 ● from the April 21, 2002, episode (no guest)

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Smoke Detector Epiphany

Adam and Drew investigate genius caller Epiphany’s beeping smoke detector; hilarity ensues.

We’ve hit a new low on this show.

This vies for my all-time favorite Loveline call. I cried laughing the first couple times I listened to it.

10:03 ● from the March 20, 2003, episode (no guest)

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Adam on Valentine’s Day

Oh, with the goddamn work flowers. And you know what the worst is…

Anderson contributes some timely whip drops.

4:55 ● from the February 12, 2002, episode (no guest)

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The Batting Cages Call

A famous and oft-referenced call — Adam makes his best-ever effort at guessing a caller’s boyfriend’s job.

I hate to question Adam’s genius, but if you listen closely you’ll notice that he gets a hint during the call’s first few seconds. Epic nonetheless.

Hold on, let me explain our listeners, by the way…

4:27 ● from the November 29, 1998, episode (guest Chris Owens of The X-Files)

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“Kinda Prejudiced” Boyfriend

Do me a favor. Just so the kid has a chance to have a normal upbringing, I want you to take him and put him in one of those circus cannons, and just shoot him toward the border.

7:42 ● from the September 5, 2001, episode (no guest)

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Adam’s Fight Story

Adam tells one of his most memorable stories, about a gnarly streetfight he got into at age 19. Carolla nostalgia at its finest; stick around for the epilogue.

It was great! It was like a movie.

7:03 ● from the March 20, 2001, episode (no guest)